They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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