Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
