from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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