I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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