Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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