Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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