I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There's always time for handjobs
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
