You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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