So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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