She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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