no. you can't hotbox the world.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
not ubering you a puppy
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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