Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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