morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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