i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
being pregnant is like rehab
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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