Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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