My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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