I just gift wrapped bread.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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