You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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