i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
two words...techno handjob
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Randomize
