What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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