its not stalking. its research.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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