Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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