So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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