just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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