your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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