belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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