On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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