Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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