Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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