so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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