Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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