It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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