we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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