is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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