whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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