Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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