it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
