at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
