took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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