Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
is it fun? or sober?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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