Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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