nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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