yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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