His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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