I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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