there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We need a shit load of segways right now
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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