You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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