She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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