I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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