Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I think i got beer on your cat.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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